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NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
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fluffixation asked: The main joke goes Chemist 1 says "I'll have some H2O," Chemist 2 says "I'll have some H2O too," and Chemist 2 gets poisoned and dies because H2O2 (H2O too) is hydrogen peroxide, which is toxic if ingested. The joke you reblogged is Chemist 2 refusing to play along with the original joke, and just saying "Yeah I'll have water." Therefore, no H2O too/2 confusion, therefore, he won't die from drinking hydrogen peroxide.
Okay, I got it! Thank. :)
(I can’t science.)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I don’t get this. Can someone explain it to me?
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WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
YES.
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John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.
The Fault in Jafar.
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
Oh, look. He found the thing.
(Source: turnoffyour-m-i-n-d, via jamboreeofthought)
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how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america
Too soon.
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